What movies have not aged well?

Octopussy

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Diamonds Are Forever

Why do atheists want to see God so badly?

-”Ah so!”

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-All the bad guys are black.

Why all the fuss about Trump’s policy initiatives? Isn’t he just trying to set a moral tone for the Republican Party to make America great again?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

A View to a Kill

You Only Live Twice

I’m a 25 year old teacher teaching at boys school & I have colleagues younger than me. I caught one of my students telling her he wanted her as his teacher instead & it hurt my feelings. They compliment her a lot. It makes me jealous. What do I do?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What is your language's pangram?

Moonraker

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Can you give an example of a documentary where the person telling the story believed it to be true, but it turned out to be false?

From Russia With Love

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

How does an experienced gay/bi guy handle a bi-courius guy on his first time?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond slapping Tracy.

How can the citizens of Russia accept the enormous difference between people? The richest 500 Russians own more than the poorest 99.8% of the entire Russian population combined. Why don't we see any protests?

Goldfinger

-J W Pepper

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Is it just me, or do we all hate Sasuke from Naruto?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”She is very sexyful!”

Was Michael Jackson really an innocent person?

Dr No